You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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