My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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