We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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