The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
her vagine was all disorganized.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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