lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
