Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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