I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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