You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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