You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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