fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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