the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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