I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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