Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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