HIV tests are more positive than that guy
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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