i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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