toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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