well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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