I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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