i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
