Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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