Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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