What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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