Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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