try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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