Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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