I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Randomize
