i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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