I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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