dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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