Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My pussy is not your playground.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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