I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Gay?
German.
Pity.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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