I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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