Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Randomize
