i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
