Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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