operation have a gay friend backfired
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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