i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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