oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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