if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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