You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
dude. I can hear the air.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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