No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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