There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize