all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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