I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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