yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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