Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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