So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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