I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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