My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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