"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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