real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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