Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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